Saturday, October 07, 2006
中秋节快乐! Happens to be mid-autumn today. As pple used to say, 月圆人团圆. And just came back from SCGS. Fen was having his graduating performance there and feng was there to support him. Said something that pissed her off earlier during dinner. Me yy and yt were saying about hanging banners and was teasing yt about how short she is and trying to convince her to come and help paint the wushu banner for us instead of gg to hang the XQRJ banner. Then feng said something about her climbing a tree to hang a banner and dun dare to come down. ***Awakard silence*** and the 3 of us were just trying to stiffle our giggles.
Think she then senses something strange. In the end, I had to tell her what everyone was thinking but no one was saying: "a bit no link leh, cos no one gives a damn what you say." Then 无原无故 kenna middle-fingered. That one nvm, since I keep middle-fingering other people, so occassionally let other pple middle finger nvm one. Treat it as retribution la. Haha. The she started to sulk and not talk to us. So I know this time I was in deep shit and might have crossed the line. She used to say she will not get pissed that easily. Who knows I can piss her off with just one or two sentences?
So in the end had to borrow car from yy to go 6th avenue to buy apple strudel to pacify her. And since it is on the way, might as well pick her up from SC. Too bad apple strudel was sold out when I got there, due to some mother fucking asshole who dunno how to drive. Drive so fuck slow still wanna hog the centre lane. Na beh, if want to take the centre lane then better fucking hurry up la. Otherwise fuck off! The bloody road not yours ok? Fucking chee by...
As if the shit I was in is not deep enough, got a "pleasant" surprise on my way to 6th avenue. Forgot to bring my gay wallet!!! Chee by. Then xiao xiao lan lan drive back to hall to take. Ah bo wasted trip. Money, atm card all the things inside. Unless I let the shop assistant oral, I will not be able to get my strudel right? And that is provided the assistant is a lady, or a gay.
So it was partly my own fuck fault that I did not manage to get the apple strudel la. Who knows?? If I had not forgotten the wallet, there might have been one last strudel left on the shelf. When I reached the shop they are already closed, and the lady was talking on the phone (to her bf I think, cos she was looking so fuck horny). She looks pissed that I came to disturb her after the sign on the door was flipped to "closed" so she tried to wave me away, mouthing "sold out"... WTF pls la. There are still some pastries on the shelf wad, sold out wad? I have to get something back for yy for lending me the car and also to pacify feng right? So i just stood outside like a moron waiting to be fucked till she grudgingly put down the phone and opened the lock. Then without waiting for me to ask what I want this is what she said --
Chee by shop assitant: sold out already. No more.
Me: No more apple strudel? Then can get other pastries?
CB: (looks around and turns her big bloody ass on me) ya...
Me: (feels like sticking the chair legs up her cb), ok thanks... (shouldnt have said that given her attitude)
Can I have durian strudel, mini strudel and apple crepe?
CB: (does the ordering in the kitchen)
then I just pay and leave. Reached SC within 5 mins. Waited for feng. Told me to wait cos she wanna talk to fen and take photos with him. K la, I lan lan wait. Then ask me of I got apple strudel. No right? Cos sold out. Guess what she said??
feng: huh? then can buy at bugis?
Fuck la, told yy lending the car to pick her up and buy strudel only want me to drive to Bugis. So late already and I still have my fucking lab report, still have mei's paper havent print, still got xiao havent pa, go bugis for fuck? And she is gg there to collect her new pair of specs over the weekend, so I tried controlling myself, and told her that she can get the strudel when she collects her specs. Then she tell me something about going to Labrador Park on Saturday and it will be late when she is done and yadda yadda... ...
No matter how late you leave Labrador Park, you will still need to go there ato collect your specs right? And if the optician is open, the strudel shop cant be closed right? Simple point, tried making her see it. UNFORTUNATELY SHE DID NOT. I was just this close to screaming. FUCK FUCK FUCK...
I really hated driving other pple's car, cos of a bad experience when I crashed my dad's. That is why I nv nv nv borrowed yy's car unless it was absolutely necessary, till today. And all these shit just to get an apple strudel. Fuck la. I already got some other strudels alr right? Ok la, not apple one, but is that fuck piece of apple so fucking important???? Durian cannot ah? Apple crepe cannot ah? Ok lor, then take the durian out of the durian strudel, take the apple out of the apple crepe, and exchange lor. Then you get durian crepe and APPLE STRUDEL!!! Bingo! Then everyone happy... And I can settle down on my fuck report.
Na beh. What a way to spend 中秋. So much for "月圆人团圆", ya right...
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